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This tasty morsel is served up fresh by Megan Mahan, a digital marketing copywriter, consultant and writer of short stories.

Portfolio / Twitter / Say hello / Morning Song</description><title>Creative Victuals</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @creativevictuals)</generator><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Metalics + Neutrals</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.robindira.com/shop/images/large/B100-G-CIQSQ_LRG.jpg" width="507" height="347"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lovely. From &lt;a href="http://www.robindira.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;cPath=19&amp;products_id=270" target="_blank"&gt;Robindira Unsworth&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235260885</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235260885</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:02:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Remedy Quarterly</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Like food? Like stories about food? Need remedies for hangovers, headaches or allergies?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I present you with &lt;a href="http://www.remedyquarterly.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Remedy Quarterly&lt;/a&gt;: “Stories of food, recipes for feeling good.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;RQ is a magazine, blog and web authority on food and storytelling. Looking forward to digging in…as it were.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.remedyquarterly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/remedy_031.jpg" width="498" height="372"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can also follow &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/remedyquarterly" target="_blank"&gt;Remedy Quarterly on Twitter&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235094373</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235094373</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:06:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello, Lovely</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iheartluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/soia-kyo-betina-coat.jpg" width="350" height="527"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a good thing &lt;a href="http://www.tobi.com/product/11866-soia-kyo-chevron-print-betina-coat-jackets-fashion?color_id=14037" target="_blank"&gt;Soia and Kyo’s Chevron Print Betina coat&lt;/a&gt; is sold out. I’m not sure how I’d stop myself from buying it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/iheartluxe/~3/KwguRV38ftI/1579" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235072617</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/235072617</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:37:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Animal Print Shop</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love these baby animal prints and would love to put them in a nursery. (Yeah, I said it.) I wish I could post them all; they’re unbelievably sweet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.100442682.jpg" width="430" height="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.100323026.jpg" width="430" height="540"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.99228827.jpg" width="430" height="354"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.100174214.jpg" width="430" height="354"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All from &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/SharonMontrose" target="_blank"&gt;Sharon Montrose’s Etsy shop&lt;/a&gt;. And yes, they’re all real animals!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/joannagoddard" target="_blank"&gt;@joannagoddard&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/234290456</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/234290456</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:31:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Big Bird!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslk86Tl471qz4mwz.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was a Sesame Street kid growing up, so I loved seeing this on Google’s homepage today. I hope this show is still on when I have kids.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;object height="344" width="425" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/aJGU1wI70Ng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;
&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;
&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aJGU1wI70Ng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;
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&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/233066189</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/233066189</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:21:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Web Site Envy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just found &lt;a href="http://patrickandmeghan.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Meghan and Patrick’s wedding web site&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://www.cloverandbee.com" target="_blank"&gt;Clover and Bee&lt;/a&gt;, and I LOVE it, particularly for all the little fun facts flashing at the bottom. (However, I now feel slightly less genius for my peppering our web pages with fun facts about, Dan, me and the state of Iowa.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjz2evc611qz4mwz.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And oh, man, did they mention Lake Milles Lacs on their Minnesota activities page? I had one of the best summer vacations EVER there as a kid!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Le sigh. Le swoon. I wonder if Meghan (her middle name is Meehan—-you make the connection) and Patrick will be my friends.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/232189592</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/232189592</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:46:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Charming Tree Idea</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve been sort of ignoring the upcoming holiday season, but &lt;a href="http://www.lovemae.com.au/mae/info_minichristmastree.html" target="_blank"&gt;this cute wall decal&lt;/a&gt; from Mae made me realize that if I start the mental overhaul now, I won’t be so scrooge-like come Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How could anyone be cranky with this adorable tree on their wall?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.creaturecomfortsblog.com/storage/xmas%20tree%20lo-res_1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1257038566729" width="484" height="484"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As an added bonus, it wouldn’t shed nettles or take up room in our modestly-sized living room.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.creaturecomfortsblog.com/home/2009/11/2/fabric-christmas-tree-wall-stickers-a-freebie.html" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/230947137</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/230947137</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:39:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hot, Hot Copy Machine</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh, hello.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In need of an obnoxious guilty pleasure to jam to this Friday afternoon? Here you go. It’s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR8jOJZERhs" target="_blank"&gt;Michael Gray, The Weekend&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s a ridiculous song with a ridiculous video that’s borderline NSFW.*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
&lt;object height="295" width="485" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/GR8jOJZERhs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;
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&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;
&lt;param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GR8jOJZERhs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;
&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;*But no worse than that awful banner ad advertising the American Apparel lace cat suit that was front and center while I was working on Facebook this afternoon. Atrocious. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/228220958</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/228220958</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:41:40 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Itty Bitty Wedding Update</title><description>&lt;p&gt;As we’ve gotten some of the larger wedding details out of the way (date, church, photographer, hotels, reception venue), I’m able to spend more time thinking about the details (though we’re still quite a few months away from acting on them).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Without giving too much away…here are couple (vague) items of inspiration as of late.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_nw73BWgPQLA/SqxaC_VkfLI/AAAAAAAAK4k/WN19R3NoyQk/290613_0475.jpg" width="401" height="266"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E-CCcc87AqY/SpkxTBA4a2I/AAAAAAAAAnk/Fi_8lMucVl0/s800/Sundaysupper_watermelon_002.jpg" width="419" height="279"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oZuFDni50Qs/StfHMctZyQI/AAAAAAAAJ7I/KpV7UGXZcjM/s400/5-unique-bridal-shower-details.jpg" width="400" height="296"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3986442869_f7c7d59ff0_o.jpg" width="398" height="133"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://100layercake.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/diy_rufflybelt4.png" width="406" height="531"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc6h91tq11qz4mwz.jpg" width="402" height="363"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Images: (1) &lt;a href="http://with--this--ring.blogspot.com/2009/09/real-wedding-milwaukee-wisconsin.html" target="_blank"&gt;With This Ring&lt;/a&gt;, (2) &lt;a href="http://sunday-suppers.blogspot.com/2009/08/summer-supper-watermelon-feta-and-basil.html" target="_blank"&gt;Sunday Suppers&lt;/a&gt;, (3) &lt;a href="http://snippetandink.blogspot.com/2009/10/bridal-shower-for-erica.html" target="_blank"&gt;Snippet &amp; Ink&lt;/a&gt;, (4) &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/reader/view/feed/http%3A%2F%2Fbonnietsang.bigfolioblog.com%2Fweblog%2Frss" target="_blank"&gt;Bonnie Tsang Photography&lt;/a&gt;, (5) &lt;a href="http://100layercake.com/blog/archives/1827" target="_blank"&gt;100 Layer Cake&lt;/a&gt;, (6) A friend’s work in progress.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/228074055</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/228074055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:12:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Star Explosion</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wonder what it looks like &lt;a title="star explosion" href="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0910/crabmosaic_hst_big.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;when a star explodes&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0910/crabmosaic_hst.jpg" width="461" height="409"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now you know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Via &lt;a href="http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/" target="_blank"&gt;NASA’s Astronomy Photo of the Day&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/227191088</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/227191088</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:01:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Office Coffee</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8cdh2dT81qa4l30o1_500.jpg" width="500" height="639"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Loved this. Also? Our office coffee &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; awful. Just this morning I found myself thinking of this tiny bit of dialogue from David Sedaris’ &lt;i&gt;Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. “This shit’s like making love in a canoe.” &lt;br/&gt;“Excuse me?” &lt;br/&gt;“It’s fucking near water.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, Ugly Mug Coffee caught my eye. Between the name, the packaging and the witty ad copy, I’m sold. Think our office will go for it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://bigwigandsilver.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/226126770</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/226126770</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:58:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Morning Song</title><description>&lt;p&gt;For about as long as I can remember, I’ve woken up in the morning with a song in my head. It’s usually pretty random and sometimes ties in with a particular theme or artist. (The Whitney Houston phase comes to mind.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over the summer, I decided to start &lt;a href="http://morningsong.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;blogging about it&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As you can see, my posting frequency slipped big time last month during a time of peak stress. But now that you all know it exists, I’ll feel more pressure to get a song up per day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, &lt;a href="http://morningsong.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;meet Morning Song&lt;/a&gt;. Hope you guys &lt;a href="http://morningsong.tumblr.com/rss" target="_blank"&gt;subscribe&lt;/a&gt; or stop by via Creative Victuals for a morning dose of jams…for better or worse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Morning Song | Tumblr" href="http://morningsong.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6j7rQ4el1qz4mwz.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/224949901</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/224949901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:34:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Make an Entrance</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.kellyoshiroevents.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bride_bridesmaids_wendy2.jpg" width="483" height="321"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the bride: “The music played was Michael Nyman’s “String Quartet No.2: 3.III”, which is more unusual but beautiful; when it started, the bridesmaids and I started the long walk from behind the hill top to the top of the aisle.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.kellyoshiroevents.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bride_bridesmaids_wendy3.jpg" width="483" height="321"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The girls were instructed to keep their parasols down over their faces, and to walk tightly in pairs of 2 (except for my sister in the lead).  Guests had no idea I was in the back of this long, colorful train.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.kellyoshiroevents.com/blog" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/224166957</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/224166957</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:35:59 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Push My Buttons</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve been meaning to post Smashing Magazine’s article on effective &lt;a href="http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/10/13/call-to-action-buttons-examples-and-best-practices/" target="_blank"&gt;call to action buttons&lt;/a&gt;. Examples galore. Do check it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media2.smashingmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lifetree_creative_size.jpg" width="481" height="396"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/223851168</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/223851168</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:28:01 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Missing: Kenzie Boots</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m in a boot crisis. I’ve worn my Kenzie Tulip boots into the ground and can’t find anything close to replacing them, which boggles the mind. It’s fall! Ankle wedge boots should be be everywhere!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does Kenzie even make shoes anymore? I’m getting nothing from the Goog. Sigh. So sad. So frustrated. RIP, favorite boots.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/c/d/AAAAAhGTfSUAAAAAAAzaxw.jpg?v=1162146997000" width="260" height="260"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/222255738</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/222255738</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:15:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Move Over, Proofreaders' Marks</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Digging this &lt;a href="http://dylanmeconis.myshopify.com/products/grammar-nerd-corrective-label-pack" target="_blank"&gt;Grammar Nerd Corrective Label Pack&lt;/a&gt;, which I spotted on &lt;a href="http://hotpieceofclass.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Hot Piece O’ Class&lt;/a&gt;. A nice alternative to &lt;a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/mw/table/proofrea.htm" target="_blank"&gt;proofreaders’ marks&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0033/0462/products/stickers_grammarnerd_shopify_1_large.png?1254351705"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221131108</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221131108</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:56:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers."</title><description>“It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html" target="_blank"&gt;Colin Nissan’s brilliant piece&lt;/a&gt; for McSweeny’s. I mean, really. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-ass harvest or you’re not.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221080555</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221080555</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:37:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>On Being Responsive</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/3546890965_e60922612b.jpg" width="500" height="329"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Megan says: Don’t leave clients hanging. A little heavy lifting goes a long way.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s probably fair to say that brides are a different type of customer. We’re picky, obsess about details and do a lot of homework before we decide on anything from dresses to vendors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m currently having trouble with the latter. After much research and deliberation, D and I picked a vendor—-an independent business person—-to help us with a very important component of the wedding.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I did all the right things. I answered the vendor’s emails in a timely fashion, included my contact info in every email, asked for a contract, sent follow-up emails to see how things were coming along and encouraged the vendor to call me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nada.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The problem with radio silence is that it prevents you from forming any kind of trust on which successful business relationships are built. It also leaves your client waiting, wondering whether they should fire your ass (even though you were their first choice) so they can shore up their second or third choices.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whether you work for yourself or own a business, you owe it to prospects and clients to &lt;b&gt;be responsive&lt;/b&gt;. A simple email response telling your client that, “Hi! We’re still on track; it’s just been a zoo here. Can we talk next Monday at 7P?” can go a long way to calm anxieties.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re worried your workload will prevent you from committing to the client, just say so. It will allow both parties to walk away without hard feelings and w&lt;b&gt;ith your reputation in tact.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which is a pretty big deal when you’re talking about your business.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221062736</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/221062736</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:11:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>A Pair of Winners</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Always been a fan of making lists. Thankfully, I’ve never had to use one to weigh the pros and cons of my love interests. Where did we learn to “weigh the pros and cons,” by the way?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krwwkipDYI1qzous9o1_500.jpg" width="377" height="700"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/12574" target="_blank"&gt;Found Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/220235073</link><guid>http://creativevictuals.tumblr.com/post/220235073</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:01:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Bono Does Rush-Hour Traffic</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love Bono, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t have a good laugh at Alyssa Lang’s Short Imagined Monologue, “&lt;a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/2bonotraffic.html" target="_blank"&gt;Bono Does the Rush-Hour Traffic Report&lt;/a&gt;” for McSweeny’s.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here’s a excerpt:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People. Waiting for the government to fix the problems of the people. People. Waiting for a sign. For a sign that says “END CONSTRUCTION ZONE”!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Waiting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To see the flashing lights. In the distance. Under a blood-red sky. The flashing lights that say, “I’ve passed the three-car pileup on the westbound turnpike.” I see people. Sitting in their cars. Burning their fossil fuels. Their transmissions. I-DL-ING! On the Expressway. Sitting. On I-95.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s sort of perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
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