Music Festivals in Your Thirties

newyorker:

A drunk couple wearing parody Dr. Seuss jerseys that read “Turnt 1” and “Turnt 2” mark the second and third times I see someone vomiting.

Twenty-year-old me thinks, “Power couple.”

Thirty-year-old me thinks, “I can’t even appreciate the irony of their shirts because I’m too worried that there aren’t enough medical tents here.”

Read more of Farley Katz’s thirty-year-old missives from Governor’s Ball on newyorker.com.

Also, where am I supposed to pump and refrigerate breast milk?

Source: nyr.kr

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

ravenstagsmooches:

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

Source: somecleverreference

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Honest LinkedIn Recommendations

newyorker:

I’ve had the great fortune of having my bathroom schedule synced with Maria for over two years. Every time we see each other in there, we smile and shake our heads, as if to say, “Here we are again! Peeing at the same time!” I think she’s also responsible for the internal newsletter?

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Carrie excels at hanging out by the coffee machine and challenging the company dress code, but engaging in small talk at company parties and other awkward get-togethers is where she truly shines. From “Mad Men” to Nicki Minaj, Carrie is able to juggle pop-culture references on a consistent basis.

Read more.

Photograph by Brand New Images/Getty​

Source: newyorker.com

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